Whoever wrote this one has too much free time on their hands!

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Before the
Federal Communications Commission
Washington, DC 20554

In the Matter of

Amendment of Parts 1 through 100 of the Commission's Rules to limit any
attempt to implement any format of Understanding or to implement any
format of Regulations applicable to Requirements for Regulation of the
Rules of the Commission.
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WT Docket No. 05-501 RM-10781, RM-10782, RM-10783, RM-10784, RM-10785,
RM-10786, RM-10787, RM-10805, RM-10806, RM-10807, RM-10808, RM-10809

NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULE MAKING AND ORDER

Adopted: July 15, 2005 Released: July 19, 2005
Comment Date: 60 days after publication in the Federal Register
Reply Comment Date: 75 days after publication in the Federal Register
By the Commission: Notice of Proposed Rule making

1000. A: No radio system owner, or radio system operator, or person or
persons acting on the direction, or suggestion, or supervision, of any
radio system owner, or radio system operator, may try, attempt to try,
or make or make any attempt to try, to comprehend or understand, any or
all, in whole or in part, of the herein mentioned Federal Communication
Commission Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator or an
agent appointed by, or under the supervision of, the Administrator.

1000. B: If any radio system owner, or radio system operator, or group of
associated radio system owners or radio system operators, becomes aware
of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers, or finds, that he, or she, or
they, are, or have been beginning to, or are about to understand the
Federal Communication Commission Rules or Regulations or any of its
provisions, (he) (she) (they) must immediately, within three (3) days of
such discovery or awareness, notify, in writing, the Administrator.

1000. C: Upon receipt of any such above notice of impending
comprehension, the Administrator shall promptly cause said Federal
Communications! cation Commission Rules and/or Regulations to be
rewritten in
such a form and manner as to completely and totally eliminate any
further possibility of comprehension by any radio system owner, or radio
system operator, or person or persons acting on the direction, or
suggestion, or supervision, of any radio system owner or radio system
operator.

1000. D: The Administrator may, at his or her option, require any radio
system owner, or radio system operator, or person or persons acting on
the direction, or suggestion, or supervision, of any radio system owner,
or radio system operator, who commit(s), or attempt(s) to commit, or
exhibit(s) any propensity to commit, the offense of understanding or
comprehending the Federal Communication Commission Rules and/or
Regulations, or any part thereof, to attend courses of remedial
instruction in said Rules and/or Regulations, until such time as said
radio system owner, or radio system operator, or person or persons acting
on the direction, or suggestion, or supervision, of radio system owner,
or radi! o system operator, demonstrate that they are no longer capable
of exhibiting any comprehension or understanding of anything.

Comment period: Persons wishing to comment upon said NPRM have until
April 1, 2006 to send in comments regarding the above NPRM to the
aforementioned agency, in triple quadruplicate. typed, certified,
registered, no carbons, initialed and notarized with a photo
identification authorized by the Transportation Security Agency,
including original radio system license or licenses, medical certificate,
three letters of recommendation from employer, police chief and FBI
signifying no felony or misdemeanor convictions, poor work habits or
personal disgusting habits which would offend the Administrator,
including but not limited to: smoking, drinking, profanity, watching R
rated movies, owning cable TV, non-church attendance, voting Democratic,
listening to rap or rock music, joining trade associations, speaking to
attorneys, or talking snippy to anyone in Gettysburg.

Send comments to:

Administrator
Fede ral Communications Commission
Docket #: 24857-23.45.3562.A5PU.(6)b
Attn: Past Due Comments
125 E SW St. NW, E, S
Big Gray Building
Third Floor, Second Door on Right
Desk 4, In-Basket 7
Near Wastebasket
Washington, D.C. 20591

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