>
>RECALL NOTICE
>  The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
> regardless of
>make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary & central component
>of the
>heart.  This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code
>named Adam
>and Eve, resulting in  the reproduction of the same defect
>  in all subsequent units.  This defect has been technically termed,
> "Sub-sequential
>Internal Non-morality,"
>or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily expressed.
>Some other symptoms:
>    [a] Loss of direction
>     [b] Foul vocal emissions
>     [c] Amnesia of origin
>    [d] Lack of peace and joy
>     [e] Selfish, or violent behavior
>   [f] Depression or confusion in the mental component
>    [g] Fearfulness
>    [h] Idolatry
>    [i] Rebellion
>The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
>providing
>factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN
>defect.
>The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously
>offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
>There
>is no additional fee required.
>The toll free number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
>  Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
> procedure.
>Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart
>component.
>No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
>   [a] Love
>  [b] Joy
>   [c] Peace
>   [d] Patience
>   [e] Kindness
>   [f] Goodness
>   [g] Faithfulness
>   [h] Gentleness
>   [i] Self-control
>Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the
>use of these
>fixes.
>As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired
>units a
>facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from a resident
>Maintenance Technician,
>the Holy Spirit.
>Repaired units need only make Him welcome, and He will take up permanent
>residence
>on the premises!
>WARNING:
>Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids the
>Manufacturer's
>warranty,
>exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will
>result in
>the
>human unit being permanently impounded.
>For free emergency service, call on JESUS.
>DANGER:
>The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be
>scrapped
>in the furnace.
>The SIN defect will not be  permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent
>contamination
>of that  facility.
>Thank you for your attention.
>Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
>recall  notice.