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Maybe some of you have heard these before.
Vinny
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Subject: [CCNN] Groaners from the Bible
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> Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:00:54 -0400
> Subject: Groaners from the Bible
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> Some of these are very old. I encountered them in childhood.
>
> Peter
>
>
> Q. What kind of man was Boaz, before he married?
> A. Ruthless.
>
> Q. What do they call Pastors in Germany?
> A. German Shepherds.
>
> Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
> A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
> liquidation.
>
> Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
> A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew
> out a little prophet.
>
> Q. What kinds of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
> A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury. David's
> Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also probably a Honda, because
> the Apostles were all in one Accord.
>
> Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
> A. Samson. He brought the house down.
>
> Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer
> lived in Eden?
> A. Your Mother ate us out of house and home.
>
> Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
> A. Moses. He broke all 10 Commandments at once.
>
> Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
> A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
>
> Q. Who was the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
> A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
>
> Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
> A. Joshua, son of Nun.
>
> Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
> A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Grrrooaann . . .)
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