Vicki, too funny!!

Helen


Earlier, Vicki and The Rors wrote:
>The interpretation of the dream is as follows.
>
>There was this guy, who shall remain nameless, and but of course, we don't
>know him. I'll give you a hint.  His first name begins with P, and his last
>name begins with S.  And, by the way, it doesn't stand for post script.
>Anyway, the guy in this dream went to a place to eat as he was very, very
>hungry.  The place is something like, Pizza... uh... Pizza something.  Pizza
>Gut.  That's it., Pizza Gut    And at this gut wrenching place he ordered
>this huge, I mean gimongous pizza.  He had them pile on one topping after
>another.  There was pepperoni, and sausage, and cheese, and more cheese, and
>pepperoni, and sausage, and shrooms, and olives.  No onions though.  and
>finally a healthy more than a serving, yes I think it was a triple topping
>of, you guessed it, anchovies, to which they added extra salt as obviously
>those little critters weren't salty enough.  He took this pizza home, and by
>the way I'm glad the Pizza wasn't from Pizza Hut.  For their pizzas are much
>better than from, that other pizza place.  Or maybe they're much worse,
>depending on which way your view or maybe your taste freezes.  And so this
>nameless guy finally staggers through the door with this pizza.  He had to
>get a wheel barrel to get it home it was so big.  Now he ate the pizza one
>bite, or several bites at a time.  Now the freezer represents the coldness
>at his house when he showed up with this wheel barrel of pizza.  And you
>know, this guy didn't even share.  But then who else would have wanted to
>eat it.  So the fallen pathetically helpless person demised by the freezer
>represents his guilt for doing such a horrendous thing, doesn't matter that
>the person was male or female.  The package in the corner of the freezer was
>the last piece, which represented his last straw.    The nasty freezer water
>represented the reaction of his poor overloaded stomach.
>
>The Moral of this dream and subsequent interpretation, is that you ought not
>to believe either one.  For they are both full of a substantial amount of
>bologna.  One could be more full of it than the other.  One could be more
>true than the other.  Ask me how I know.  And lesson number three, one ought
>not to tell of things of whence they didn't specifically personally
>themselves observe.
>
>Pizza Blessings,
>Vicki
>
>
>
>
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
>To: <[log in to unmask]>
>Sent: Wednesday, December 15, 2004 9:59 PM
>Subject: A Dream
>
>
> > I had this dream recently that I would like someone to interpret for me.
>I
> > was dreaming that this woman, nobody that you know of course, decided to
> > defrost her chest type freezer.  You know?  This is a freezer that the lid
> > lifts up on rather than one that opens like a door.  So, anyhow, in my
> > dream, this lady achieved defrosting her chest type freezer and as she was
> > cleaning it out, she discovered a package of something down in the corner
>at
> > the bottom.  Due to her limited stature, she was unable to bend over to
> > reach down inside to the bottom corner of the freezer.  She tried this
> > first, of course, but simply was unable to retrieve the item to be
>removed.
> > Please don't stop here and meditate on this image of a woman hanging over
> > the side of her freezer, her bottom in the air, her head lost to sight,
>and
> > her feet a few inches off the floor.  It could, if you thought about this
> > image too long, create fits of uncontrollable laughter and this would
> > totally detract from the seriousness of my dream's interpretation.  In my
> > dream, this woman was rather athletic, or at least she thought that she
>was,
> > so being a person of strong character, determination, and solid resolve,
>she
> > decided to sort of hook one leg over the edge so she could reach further
> > down inside the freezer to snag the package she needed to remove.  In my
> > dream, the worst happened.  This otherwise elegantly poised woman of
> > intellectual renown and socially ethical dignity, slipped and fell, head
> > first, into the empty freezer.  In my dream, fortunately, the lid did not
> > slam shut on her but the possibility was certainly there so the danger was
> > real.  Well, real in my dream, that is.  In my prophetic dream, or perhaps
>I
> > should say, in my pathetic, dream, the woman of great athletic ability got
>a
> > real taste of defrosted freezer water due to the angle of descent into the
> > cavernous chest type freezer.  Fortunately, the woman, in my dream, was
> > unharmed over all, except her pride of course, so it wasn't a nightmare I
> > had but I want your interpretation of this most unusual dream.  Does this
> > dream have any meaning for me personally?  Should I sell our upright
> > freezer?  Does freezer melted ice taste as terrible as it smells?  Does
>this
> > dream mean my life is on a downhill slide?  I know it was just a dream but
> > the pitiful sight of this helpless situation with the lady's feet sticking
> > out of the opened freezer and her pitiful cries for help are still quite
> > vivid in my mind.  Could this woman be a real person that I will some day
>be
> > called upon to lay hands upon?  Is it someone I know and must needs call
>and
> > giving a warning not to defrost her own freezer alone?  Oh, by the way, in
> > my dream, this woman was blind.  A very sad thing, I must admit, so I
>could
> > identify with her due to my own blindness but I am deeply concerned and
> > puzzled, not to mention somewhat amused, concerning the nature of this
>most
> > serious dream.  Please help if you can.  A woman's female dignity may
>depend
> > upon it.
> >
> > Phil.
> >