Hi Pat,
The next line, which was not said was, God saying, I sent my son.
Vinny
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From: "Pat Ferguson" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Monday, April 05, 2004 7:17 PM
Subject: Re: A good joke.
> Vinny,
>
> Am I missing something? <grin> lol.
>
> Love,
> Pat Ferguson
>
>
>
> At 06:23 PM 4/5/04, you wrote:
> >Hi Everyone,
> > Last night I went to a worship time featuring Chuck Gerard,
(spelling
> >mine) who told us the folling joke, which I really enjoyed.
> >
> > A rabbi wanted to send his son to see Israel at age 18, to get a
better
> >understanding of his heritage, culture, etc.
> >After a year the son returned.
> >When the son was asked, "How did you like it?" He said, "Great dad but I
> >have to tell you something. While I was there, I met these Christians
who
> >told me about the Lord, and now I am one."
> >The old rabbi wrung his hands and said, What am I going to do now"? So
he
> >went to a second rabbi and told him what happened.
> >The second rabbi said, I also had a son who I sent to israel. when he
> >came back after a year and I asked him, how he liked it, he said. Great,
> >Dad, but I have to tell you something. I am now a Christian.
> >So in great distress, the two Rabbi's went to this higher Rabbi in the
town,
> >who told them that the exact thing happened to his son.
> >So now there are three distressed unhappy rabbi's, saying, Oy, what are
we
> >going to do about this.
> >
> >So they decided to go a whael and cry before the Lord and find an answer.
> >As they were praying and crying, they heard a loud clap of thunder, and
the
> >Lord Himself appeared in the room before them. And in a deep resonant
voice
> >he said, I have to tell you something."
> >
> >Vinny
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