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Date: | Wed, 21 Jan 2004 00:18:46 EST |
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Pyrate tales
from previous.story .(.Paco has lost the card game over the tomb)
Paco bites his lip then shrugs ; He stands and reverently crosses himself ;
lights a cigar then lowers himself into the crypt
He then works the tomb by gingerly picking the fallen stone debris out
from the internment by handing it out yet being carefull not to disturb the
bones except the skull and jaw which he deftly picks up using a long stilletto
knife he carrys . .
He mixes words and banter with the mud man Ben ( aka Dog) who chops and
beats a work board of fat lime and sand into a mortar of "coarse stuff "as it
is called in the trade.
They banter on about a "sporting "wo-man ' (professional prostitute) who
accompanied Dog and Tiny home to the motel and somehow walked off with a extra
$20 dollar bill from their motel table .
Paco wonders aloud how they could allow that to happen.
To make his point he raises the skull from the tomb and places it on the
crypt cover making the skull eye to eye with him .
Then using the marble cover as a stage proceeds to have a three way
conversation between Paco the Skull and Dog.
Paco explains to the skull in his own voice how the two rubes were outfoxed
in the hotel room .
The Skull .....then answers back speaking in the vernacular eubonics of the
back bay
Skull
"Dog dat wuz yor Spons-sibility to eye dat hookuh in da room so dis wooden
happen "
What wuz yo looking at son ?
Dog was crest fallen .....then incredulously began to answer the Skull
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Well eyes wuz looking at .......
Skull cut him off abruptly ......I knows what you-z wuz looking at...Mo-ron
.... what wuz Tiny looking at ???
Tiny pipes in . ".Well I wuz looking at what she wuz doing......
Skull.. ".looking at what she was doing??? Sucker if you wuz looking
at what
she wuz doing you'd still have da twenty
Message from the dead ?
Here in the Gulf nothing changes..Py....
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