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Reply To: | B-P Golden Oldies: "The listserv troubled by a bad conscience and a good memory."" < [log in to unmask]> |
Date: | Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:10:45 -0400 |
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Just to bring everyone up to speed, we party animal Folletts determined
last night that normal people do possess more than 4 fluid ounces of
bodily fluids; therefore, they would be allowed to board airplanes, but
as checked luggage, especially if it's made of pigskin (or footballs).
- Pam AAFOOllett
Gabriel Orgrease wrote:
> The TSA does not want you to know that Osama has financed a black-ops
> squad of yoga ninjas holed up in some damnable desert cave who are
> perfecting the art of suicidal spontaneous combustion through mind
> projection control. They are naked as a jay -- no shoes... don't count
> the penis gourds -- and when they get to work they can make people
> around them explode for no apparent reason. Think exploding pumpkins.
> They are also able to fly around the inside of their dark cave...
> though in this action they resemble retarded bats or bumping muscle
> balls. As a result in future we can expect that normal people will not
> be allowed to board airplanes. Be prepared now for the freedom
> restriction of the future! If you see naked people flying then speak
> up. Avoid the urge to explode. The good news is that this mind control
> does not work on pigs. So if you are traveling we suggest that you put
> your brain into pig-think mode and audibly oink a lot. Oinking is best
> practiced in groups and we encourage you to encourage everyone that
> you travel with to oink. One reason our government has not issued
> public warnings against spontaneous exploding is that they have not
> figured out how to tax you for oinking. If you are self-conscious
> about oinking, or your oinking sounds like a gargle, you can purchase
> hi-def digital mp3 files of rutting audible actors from the non-profit
> American Association of Free Oinkers Online (AAFOO) and practice at
> your own pace in the non-seclusion of your bedroom. Take an oink for
> victory in the war on terrorism. Compiled with the oversight of a
> panel of Venezuelan security experts. A great diversion for consenting
> couples and party groups. Additional sets of recordings, plus
> mechanical devices designed to enhance your oinking will soon be
> available at Walmart, Sports Authority and your local Home Depot. No
> fluids are involved.
>
> ][<
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