Hey, Pat

Glad to give you and your friend a laugh.  Now we know what it takes to make
you as brave as me.  Food.  Heh-heh.  Once you knew there were cookies in
that box no dry ice or anything could keep you away.  I still think that's
why you survived the tornado.  You said "I can't go home yet, LORD!  I have
to watch QVC!"

Smile.

Paul
----- Original Message -----
From: "Pat Ferguson" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2003 9:53 PM
Subject: Re: BATTLE OF THE BREAKFAST BURRITO


> Paul, and everyone,
>
> I just read your message this morning, when one of my friends came over
for
> coffee. I told her, "Marilynn Come up here and read this funny message!"
> She did, and she laughed.
>
> Now everything sounded great untilyou said you put it all in the food
> processor. I say yuck! yuck! yuck! I would have just put it all in the
> skillett together minus the tortilla, and then stuffed it in the Tortilla
> when it was all done, Meat, zucchini, eggs, and everything including the
> cheese.
>
> I love garlick, but I hope you don't get sick. Just the sounds of your
> description sounds horrible. After reading that message, I closed Eudora
up
> and went and had coffee with Marilynn in my kitchen.
>
> We started digging in a closet, and found some things I was looking for.
We
> even found the dough hook and the paddle to my big Kitchen Aid mixer. We
> can't find the shute where one can add things while the mixer is going. I
> hope it is here.
>
> I had my first experience with dry ice today. I've been scared of it until
> today. I didn't want to open the styrophome package with the frozen
cookies
> in it that came from QVC. lol. I called a few friends, including Marilynn.
> She said not to touch that stuff that I would get burned. I called two
> other friends, and they said it will not hurt you. One friend talked me
> through this process. First, she had me shake the case so we could tell if
> their was loose dry ice in it, then she had me open the styrophome case,
> and told me to wrap my hand in a dish towel, and pick up the bag of frozen
> cookies. I did just that, and then I put it in the freezer, and went back
> and lightly touched the dry ice with the dish towel on my hand. Then I put
> the lid back on the dry ice for Vernon to dispose of.
>
> Sorry to ramble on so much. The pizza was good tonight.
>
> God Bless you all.
>
> Lovings!
> Pat Ferguson
>   lol.
> At 08:26 AM 12/12/03 -0500, you wrote:
> >Coward?  Coward?  Is that what you think I am?  Ha!  I say!  Ha! Ho Ho Ho
I
> >say...Wait a minute.  That's someone else.  Anyway, in spite of my
> >misadventures setting fire to the microwave, brave lion that I am I
> >dauntlessly set out this morning to make myself a breakfast burrito.  I
> >cooked up the chopped meat, got the little tortilla or whatever that
floppy
> >round thing is, made some zucchini, made some eggs, added a slice of
cheddar
> >cheese and whammo!  Homemade breakfast burrito better than anything fast
> >food could make.
> >
> >Don't try this at home, though.  I thought it would work better if I put
all
> >the ingredients in a food processor (except for the round floppy thing)
and
> >when it came out, with the eggs in there, it turned yellowish brown and
had
> >the look and consistency of warm vomit.  And be sure to take the eggs off
> >the stove if the smoke gets so thick you have difficulty breathing.
Other
> >than that, though...
> >
> >Oh, and please pray for my tummy which I don't think will be feeling so
well
> >later on.  I may have overdone it with the garlic.
> >
> >Brave Chef Lion