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Date: | Thu, 31 Oct 2002 17:17:39 EST |
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I thought you would enjoy this:
Bobby
Subject: Fw:
I finally got a new primary care physician. After exhaustive tests,
he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him
----- "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
Doc: "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?"
"Oh no", I replied, "I've never done those things."
Doc: "Do you eat rib-eye beefsteaks and bar-b-qued ribs??
"Nope, I've heard that all "red meat" is very unhealthy!"
Doc: "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with sexy
women?", he then inquired.
"No, I've never done any of those things either."
Doc: "Then tell me; can you think of any good reason why in hell
you'd want to live to be 80 ??"
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