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Beter get out the aluminum foil, boys and girls.
-----Original Message-----
From: J.A. Drew Diaz [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2003 10:00 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: cross post DWG Needed gvwiq g jmxtq]
seems to me as viable as Nigerian Oil Futures
[log in to unmask] wrote:
> Hello,
>
> I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my
> dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here
> by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch
> unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit,
> prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79
> induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the
> menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.
>
> I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received
> certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.
>
> In terms of payment:
> I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum
> gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.
>
> INSTRUCTIONS MUST BE FOLLOWED EXACTLY:
> Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below
> coordinates on Tuesday August 5th at (exactly 5:00pm) Eastern Standard
> Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be
> after. If you miss this timeframe please email me. I will not be there
> prior to 4:45pm EST, so do not transport before then.
>
> Item is to be delivered at (out of service tennis court) located at:
> Latitude N 42.47935 & Longitude W 071.17355 and the Elevation is 119.
> WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
> I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.
> HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SEND IT SO THAT THEY CANNOT REDIRECT IT??? If in doubt do not transport actual unit until your method of transfer can be confirmed as a success. You just might need to send a intergalactic courier to deliver item safely to me. If so be VERY careful at how they approach me IN MY WHITE CAR.
>
> After unit has been delivered please email me at:
> [log in to unmask] with payment instructions. Do not reply
> directly back to this email.
>
> Thank You
>
> standardertycio
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