Ah, Ralph, the chocolate, broccoli and cauliflower diet with a side of
carrots thrown in. Please note which I put first. The first ingredient is
always the one that there is the most of. Ruth
At 11:05 PM -0500 3/21/03, Ralph Walter wrote:
In a message dated 3/21/2003 10:12:46 PM Eastern Standard Time,
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This is the disadvantage of having a personal relationship with your food.
Ruth,
And I thought there was something a little weird about people who have
personal
relationships with The Deity. I don't think I'd care for a relationship
with my food, either.
Recently I was discussing dietary matters with somebody who was trying to
convince me to eat fish, so I gave my usual spiel about how I don't eat
anything that can't breathe. Then I saw somebody's bumper sticker that
said they didn't eat anything that had a face or a mother, which somehow
didn't sound so unreasonable, either.
Maybe all of this will get me on the diet I need. Wait a minute--
chocolate doesn't have a face or a mother, and doesn't have gills, or
cloven hooves, and doesn't scavenge for food, either. Therefore, it must
be the perfect food.
Ralph
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