In a message dated 12/30/2002 7:12:41 PM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes:

>  Only with great difficulty did she succeed in beating them
> off.

If there were paved roads in Franklin Park, NJ in 1904, was this a curb job?  If it wasn't a curb job, did she beat the weasels off with a stick?  Or did she beat them off with her gloved hands?

Had the weasels previously had sex with English persons of either gender?  Would either the weasels or the English persons have enjoyed it more if a condom had been used?  Would Miss Franklin Park have enjoyed it more if the weasels had used a condom, or was it just as well that they didn't?

Would the required information be available now if this event had occurred in Minhattin, or even Brooklyn?  Or had Saint Patricia driven the weasels out of New York by 1904? [If so, they seem to have come back.] Can NJ sue NY for having dumped sex-crazed New York weasels in the suburbs?

Ralph

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