>>My schizophrenic friend works at the local Home Depot.
>>I applied for a job there but never heard back from them.
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>You don't think it's a little suspicious that your "friend" heard from them but you didn't?
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No, not really, he needs the job a whole lot more than I do.
I was hoping to get it mainly because I was bored.
I don't think anyone would believe my application, particularly in the
unHamptons.
Bet they put me down as a liar.
I'm not bored now.
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