Cute one, Mag!

And for FROG lovers....

This frog walks into a bank and goes up to the Assistant Manager, Patty
Black.

Frog sez, "Excuse me, ma'am, but I'd like to borrow $1000."

Patty relies, "Okay, but first we need to determine what you have for
collateral."

"'Co'-what?", asks the frog.

"Collateral", says Patty, "We need to have something of value equal to the
loan, so if you don't pay us back we can sell it and get our money."

Frog replies, "Well, all I have is this square-ish, round-ish, black-ish,
white-sh thing. I don't know what it is, though."

"Neither do I", Patty replies, "I'm sorry, but I don't think that's going to
work."

Dejectecd, the frog starts to leave.  The bank manager, seeing business
about to walk out the door runs over to the assistant manager's desk and
queries, "What's going on here?"

Patty recounts, "This frog came in wanting to borrow $1000, but all he has
is this square-ish, round-ish, black-ish, white-sh thing. I don't know what
it is and neither does the frog, so I had to turn him away."

The manager bellows, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Black.  Give the frog a
loan!"

found in the deepest recesses of pre-pubescent memories.

Kyle

-----Original Message-----
From: Magenta Raine [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, July 10, 2003 2:29 AM
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Subject: for our dog lovers


A terrier, a doberman, and a bulldog all walk into a bar and take a seat. A
female collie then walks in.

The collie says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese the most creatively, can
be mine."

So the bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese!"

The collie shrugs and says "Sorry, not good enough."

The doberman says "I hate liver and cheese!" The collie says, "No, not
creative enough."

Then the terrier says, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"

found on brainyhumor.com


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