I find this offensive because as Americans we have a right to speak our minds
and not be ridiculed. One thing I have always liked about this list is that
we discuss poltics with respect for the other's viewpoint. This is not
respect.
So please don't ridicule those of us who do not agree with you.
Kat
On Monday 08 November 2004 08:04 pm, [log in to unmask] wrote:
> Carnival Cruise
>
> We at Carnival Cruise Lines have not forgotten that many entertainers who
> promised to leave the country four years ago if George W.Bush was elected
> President are still in the country.
>
> With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep
> their promise now that President Bush has been re-elected!
>
> Attention: Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her
> "wife", Ed Asner, Janneane Garafalo, Whoopi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael
> Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"),
> Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, and the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times
> and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and
> report to Florida
> for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation,"
> which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in
> Afghanistan.
>
> You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq or some similar sunny
> location.
>
> The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell
> Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties
> prior to your cruise.
>
> Please pack for an extended stay... at least FOUR MORE YEARS.
>
> Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
>
> Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, John Edwards as cruise
> director, and Gray Davis, as Purser (the guy in charge of managing the
> money). "Teh-RAY-sah" Heinz Kerry hopefully will be shoved somewhere below
> decks away from the media.
>
> Monica Lewinsky will be the "Cigar and Cigarette
> Girl". Entertainment will be provided by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce
> Springsteen, and movies will be shown each evening by Michael Moore.
>
> John Kerry will be our Life Guard based on his past experience of pulling
> people out of the water. He is also in charge of games and has eliminated
> "shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard". Be sure to
> pack your flip flops as you will need them while playing.
>
> Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and back-up Life Guard. He only
> qualifies as back-up Life Guard since his experience in rescuing people
> from drowning has not been too successful.
>
> Revs. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will provide
> inspirational services, and Al Franken will give
> inspirational talks each afternoon.
>
> If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends
> and loved ones, please contact Senator Hillary Clinton. Her "village" can
> raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your
> money and your furnishings until you return.
>
> "Bon Voyage!"
>
> > late breaking story: john kerry put in for another purple heart for the
> > ass kicking he took last week in the election. the electoral college will
> > be issuing this one.
>
> Happiness comes through doors you
> didn't even know you left open.
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