From brainyhumor.com

A young couple who were engaged to be married were killed in a car accident.
Upon arriving together at the Pearly Gates, the young woman asked St. Peter
if they could get married in heaven. St. Peter mulled it over for a little
bit, then told them he would get back to them.

Six weeks later, St. Peter tells the couple the good news. "I finally found a
preacher up here and he says he'd be happy to marry you!" he tells the
couple.

They are overjoyed and start thanking St. Peter. Then the young man asks St.
Peter: "Look, if it doesn't work out, would we be able to get a divorce?"

St. Peter turns beet red. "A divorce? It took me six weeks just to find a
preacher up here!! What makes you think I'll EVER be able to find a
lawyer?!?!?"


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