LOL...funny!


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From: "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Friday, October 04, 2002 6:40 AM
Subject: lawyers


> One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine
when
> he saw two pathetic men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his
driver
> to stop and he got out to investigate, and asked, "Why are you eating
> grass?"
>
>
>
> "We don't have no money for food," the first man replied. "Oh, well, you
can
> come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer. "But, sir, I got a wife
and
> three kids here."
>
>
>
> "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
>
>
>
> "But how 'bout m'friend?"
>
>
>
> The lawyer turned to the other man and said, "You come with us, too."
>
>
>
> "But, sir, I got a wife and six kids!" "Bring them as well!" answered the
> lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the car, and once
> underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you
> for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You're
> gonna love my place...
>
>
>
> The grass is almost a foot tall."