I got one just today from a Mrs Mariam s. Kabila.  The inside of the
letter, written in all caps, the given name was Marian.  She was
complaining about some guy in Australia who was going to do her transaction
for her but he wanted 40% and she only wanted to pay 25%.  She thought he
was greedy, I say she was just shopping for a bargain.  Funny but I just
lost her message in the trash file.  By accident or course.  Sign me,
Banker Ruth



At 12:45 PM -0800 12/15/02, Cuyler Page wrote:
Meanwhile, young Master Savimbi is emailing me again, looking to split 30
million clams (or simoleons, or spondulicks, for those of you who prefer to
avoid our maritime relations), but I'm not supposed to tell anybody about
it.  Oops.  Guess that's the end of that.



Did you get the one recently from the Nigerian church minister who was
writing to you as a good Christian and in the name of Christ to help with a
difficult situation in which one of his parishioners had died without a
will but had put all of his money in the care of the dear Pastor, and since
there was no way to account for the funds, they would be better off simply
leaving the country so no one would suspect that the dear old parishioner
had a wayward life when really he was an honest but hard working,
but simple, soul, so would you please agree to take the millions in the
name of God so as to protect the reputation of the dear departed good
Christian soul?

Must be Christmas there too.
.
cp in bc
I wonder what he wrote to Bahai's.

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