OK ... my girl friend with CP was in the kitchen and was preparing
cilantro to go into lunch at the ashram.

The guru comes in behind her, and says,
"Making lunch?"

My friend jumped a foot off the ground, and the guru says
"I'm glad you didn't have a knife there!"

My friend says, "So am I!" and everybody laughs.

Perfect for a CP joke!

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