In a message dated Wed, 10 Jul 2002 8:11:21 AM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes:

> Damn it Ralph, you're supposed to be setting a good example for us whipper snappers.
>>>>>>>I know.  That's why I feel so bad.

 You have ruined my future.
>>>>>>>All by myself?  That's a little hard to believe, but thanks: I didn't realize I had so much influence.

I want to sue for damages.
>>>>>>>To sue is easy.  To collect, divine.

 Anyone know a good sleazy lawyer?
>>>>>>>My brother-in-law sued a homeowner because a HS student working for a roofer one summer fell off the homeowner's roof.  Would that count?  How 'bout the guy who sued Leona Helmsley for me when I fell on my ass in her lobby and broke my kneecap?

Perhaps we can make a deal. I have some exquisite Rolex watches that I still need to sell.
>>>>>>>Not if you want to sell 'em, we can't.  If you're giving them away, that's another matter.

>>>>>>>Ralph

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