Sharpshooter,

At least it was not beaver on the MIGHTY MISSISSIPPI... then again, they
might bite different. This sounds like a plot for a Carl Hiassen novel (I
love the one where the bad guy is driving around with the decapitated head of
a pit bull clamped onto his gangrenous arm hanging out the truck window,
particulary when he pulls up to a toll booth), or a B movie, ATTACK OF THE
MAD BEAVER. Possibly John Waters already has the option. ;-)

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