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sorry for the dup. don't know how i did that.
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From: Barber, Kenneth L. [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Wednesday, June 12, 2002 8:23 AM
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Subject: give em more than 100 per cent
Too Funny
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove
helpful in the future.
What makes life 100%?
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z can be represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 13 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
SOOOOO
It stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
but attitude and bullshit will put you over the top.
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