LOL!
Susan (:-)
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From: "Cleveland, Kyle E." <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Tuesday, June 04, 2002 11:34 AM
Subject: Another Great Canadian Joke (for the Bobby, Ken & Kyle Show)


> On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a gas
> station in a remote part of the island. The attendant at the pump greets
him
> in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golfing
pro
> is. "Mornin' bye" says the attendant.
>
> Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he
> does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
>
> "What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.
>
> "They're called tees" replies Tiger.
>
> "Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Newfie.
>
> "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger.
>
> "Freeckin Jaysus" says the Newfie, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything"