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Date: | Wed, 2 Oct 2002 20:20:08 -0400 |
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ATLANTA --- Sept 26th, 2002
The governors of Alabama, Georgia and Mississippi
announced today that they have
made a disturbing discovery in their states.
Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists
have become romantically involved with
local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and
they now have the sad task of reporting
the creation of a new sector of the human race:
ISLAMABUBBAS
So far, only a smattering of actual births have been
reported, but Pat Robertson's
Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to
isolate and seal them off. To date, the
Coalition has identified the following children:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Tinkin Bout It
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Ester Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin Dare Dundat
Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all
seem to have sprung from one couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin
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