Bobby, you must get the timing right on these for either coffee time or tea
time or better yet such a break time that people might be trying to enjoy a
coca cola.
-----Original Message-----
From: Kathy Salkin [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Tuesday, September 03, 2002 3:19 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Drunk joke
LOL great punch line! But no tea spilt, as I wasn't drinking any. Hahahah
Kat
On Tue, 3 Sep 2002 15:09:47 EDT "BG Greer, PhD" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock
> in the morning by a loud
> pounding on the door.
> The man gets up and goes to the door
> where a drunken stranger, standing
> in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it's three
> o'clock in the morning!"
> He slams the door and returns to bed.
> "Who was that?," asked his wife.
> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push,"
> he answers.
> "Did you help him?," she asks.
> "No, I did not! It's three in the morning
> and it's pouring out!"
> "Well, you have a short memory," says his
> wife. Can't you remember
> about three months ago when we broke down
> and those two guys helped us? I think you
> should help him, and
> you should be ashamed of yourself!"
> The man does as he is told, gets dressed,
> and goes out into the pounding
> rain. He calls out into the dark,
> "Hello, are you still there?"
> "Yes," comes back the answer.
> "Do you still need a push?"
> "Yes, please!."
> "Where are you?," asks the husband.
> "Over here on the swing!,"
> replies the drunk.
>
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