V. funny, Ken!  Kat

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From: "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Tuesday, February 19, 2002 7:37 AM
Subject: FW: Kids play


> A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
> notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
> hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
>
>   The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to  a
> dog and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
>
>   "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
>
>   "Thanks," the little girl says.
>
>   The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
> wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
>
>   "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
> to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
> collar,
>  I think you could go faster."
>  The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have
> a siren."