a little humor

"WHEN ODDS GET EVEN"

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a
voice call from behind a sand-dune.

"One Marine is better than ten Taliban."

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune
whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then
silence.

The voice then calls out "One Marine is better than one hundred Taliban."

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune
and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again
silence.

The voice calls out again "One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban!"

The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them
across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge
battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter
crawls
back over the dune and with his dying words te
lls his commander, "Don't send
any more men, its a trap. There are actually two of them."

"IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN... IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY
TO
ARRANGE THE MEETING!" --- United States Marines