And "ONE HAND CLAPPING!" S. :-D ----- Original Message ----- From: "Karen K. Perlow" <[log in to unmask]> Newsgroups: bit.listserv.c-palsy To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Saturday, March 31, 2001 2:28 PM Subject: 45 Oxymorons..:) > Top 45 Oxymorons > from Aunty Bellum > > 45. Act naturally > 44. Found missing > 43. Resident alien > 42. Advanced BASIC > 41. Genuine imitation > 40. Airline Food > 39. Good grief > 38. Same difference > 37. Almost exactly > 36. Government organization > 35. Sanitary landfill > 34. Alone together > 33. Legally drunk > 32. Silent scream > 31. Living dead > 30. Small crowd > 29. Business ethics > 28. Soft rock > 27. Butt Head > 26. Military Intelligence > 25. Software documentation > 24. New classic > 23. Sweet sorrow > 22. Childproof > 21. "Now, then ..." > 20. Synthetic natural gas > 19. Passive aggression > 18. Taped live > 17. Clearly misunderstood > 16. Peace force > 15. Extinct Life > 14. Temporary tax increase > 13. Computer jock > 12. Plastic glasses > 11. Terribly pleased > 10. Computer security > 9. Political science > 8. Tight slacks > 7. Definite maybe > 6. Pretty ugly > 5. Twelve-ounce pound cake > 4. Diet ice cream > 3. Working vacation > 2. Exact estimate > 1. Microsoft Works