Yup! <<GRIN>>
And a while back, Robert Packwood, Richard Prior and the Legs Panty-hose
Company were discussing jointly sponsoring a golf tournament. ... Itwould
be called the Packwood Prior legs Open ...
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... Virtue is its own punishment.
On Fri, 16 Mar 2001, Curtis Delzer wrote:
> In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and AOL/Time Warner,
> Nestle/Ralston
> Purina etc., here are the latest corporate mergers we can expect
> to
> see:
>
> Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
> W.R.Grace
> Company will merge to become:
> Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
>
> Pollygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to
> become:
> Polly-Warner-Cracker.
>
> 3M and Goodyear merge to become:
> MMMGood.
>
> John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become:
> Deere Abi.
>
> Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge
> to
> become:
> Zip Audi Do Da.
>
> Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become:
> Honey I'm Home.
>
> Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become:
> Mine All Mine.
>
> Federal Express and UPS merge to become:
> FED UP.
>
> Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing:
> Reproductive Organs.
>
> Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and
> become:
> Fairwell Honeychild.
>
> 3M, JC Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and
> become:
> 3 Penney Opera.
>
> Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants will merge and become:
> Poupon Pants.
>
> Knotts Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and
> become:
> Knott NOW!
>
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