In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and AOL/Time Warner,
Nestle/Ralston
       Purina etc., here are the latest corporate mergers we can expect
to
see:

     Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W.R.Grace
       Company will  merge to become:
     Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

     Pollygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to
become:
     Polly-Warner-Cracker.

     3M and Goodyear merge to become:
     MMMGood.

     John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become:
     Deere Abi.

     Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge
to
  become:
     Zip Audi Do Da.

     Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become:
     Honey I'm Home.

     Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become:
     Mine All Mine.

     Federal Express and UPS merge to become:
     FED UP.

     Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing:
     Reproductive Organs.

     Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and
become:
     Fairwell Honeychild.

     3M, JC Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and
become:
     3 Penney Opera.

     Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants will merge and become:
     Poupon Pants.

     Knotts Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and
become:
     Knott NOW!