I wonder if this would work with my cats???

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Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2002 1:02 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Medical breakthrough


The following was sent to me from my learned physician friend who lives on
bullet hole road just behind the holler they call moonshine...
> Redneck Vasectomy
>
>  After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple
>  decided that was enough, as they could not afford a
>  larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and
>  told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any
> more children.
>
>  The doctor told him that there was a procedure called
>  a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
>  expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor,
> was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal
>  in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold
>  the can up to his ear and count to 10.
>
>  The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the
>  smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a
> cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to
>  help me."
>
>  "Trust me," said the doctor.
>
>  So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in
>  a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to
>  count:
>
>
>  "1"
>
>  "2"
>
>  "3"
>
>  "4"
>
>  "5"
>
>  At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
>  his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
>
>  This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi,
>  and West Virginia.

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