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Reply To: | St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List |
Date: | Sun, 19 May 2002 21:41:15 -0400 |
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A man is dining in
a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk
with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the
air,and hands it back to her.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back into place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she
says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards, the
theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks
him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap . . .and
stay for breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The
guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible! "You know," he
says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies . .
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Wait for it . .
it's coming . .
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
"You just happened to catch my eye."
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