I can top all of you on this one. I was about to cross the street to the

 building housing my office one day, when this woman grabs me by the arm

 and ushers me across the street mumbling, "My father had a stroke, too, and I

 know how to handle these things!" I was dumbfounded for a minute, but I

 thought, "Lady you Father's stroke isn't his real problem, YOU ARE!" But

she was gone before I could get the words out.


 Bobby