sneaking off to the break room, well after the lunch-hour rush, to eat my
lovely piece of raw Alaska salmon undisturbed...
eating raw salmon out of the Styrofoam tray, having neglected to bring a
plate...
finding that a plastic knife and fork are not good tools for dealing with
raw fish...
picking up raw salmon and eating it out of the skin as if it were a big
piece of watermelon...
really enjoying the experience and the taste...
being caught with my face in the salmon by a bunch of trainees after their
class...
explaining, "Yes, I am eating raw fish..."
being caught with my face in the salmon by the office hottie*...
blushing as red as the salmon...
lamely saying, "It's cheaper than going out for sashimi, ha ha ha ... heh
heh... ehh... umm... er..."
washing the fish juice off my face with the borax hand soap in the ladies'
room...
sneaking out to the dumpster behind the building to dispose of the plastic
bag with the fish remains...

* "Hottie", n. <slang>, (from "hot", adj. <slang>, meaning "very
attractive"):  An exceptionally good-looking man, esp. one with a
well-developed body.

So... How was *your* day?

Mary
paleo status: newbie
paleo credentials: none

Mary M. Llewellyn
Opinions expressed herein are my own, and are not to be taken as official
policy of either Logicon, Inc., or the United States Air Force.