Saw this in the paper yesterday, it's nice to know that science has
its priorities right!!!

LMAO

More than 10,00 women are said to be ready to invade British shops
this morning to get their hands on the latest in anatomical
engineering - the Gossard Ultrabra Airotic.  Made from fine net fabric
and equipped with dual cresent-shaped airbags, the undergarment can
allegedly be pumped up to improve cleavage by two cup sizes.
According to Gossard spokeswoman Christine Morgan, the new bra has
enormous appeal because it is a safe and practical alternative to
breast enhancement surgery.  "Many women don't want to have huge
breasts during the day, but they want them in the evening", she says.
The rubber pump that makes the transformation is so small that it fits
into a handbag, allowing women to blow up their bra at any time of the
day or night.