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Date: | Thu, 24 May 2001 10:13:13 EDT |
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A friend sent me these:
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol
content.
I live in my own little world, but it's OK, they know me here.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes
for
Christmas!
I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by
standing
up
really fast.
Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that.
I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner
Dyslexia means never having to say that you're yrros.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?
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