i don't really know if these are actual test answers as the person giving
them to me stated, but funny they are.



  Our Future leaders ...

These are actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville,
Alabama metropolitan area

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to  a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks  forward to his adultery.

Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?  (E.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts  - the brainium, the borax and
   the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains
   the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels,
   A, E, I, O,and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like
   umbrellas.

Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its
   meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.