Turkeys are stupid not suicidal-
you also have to clip their beaks when young to keep them from pecking
each other to death..

But wild turkeys are a whole nother critter-
hunters spend more time, money & effort on faking out Wild Turkeys than
on almost any other  animal..

Ralph Walter wrote:

> In a message dated 11/1/2001 10:44:06 AM Eastern Standard Time,
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>> . I've tried running them over with the car, and, dumb as they are,
>> they still seem to beat me.
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> Twybil,
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> My pal's wife in AZ grew up on a turkey farm out there, and says the
> turkeys were so goddam stupid that when it rained, they would look up
> at the sky with their mouths open and drown.  And you couldn't run
> them over with a car?
>
> Ralph