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Reply To: | St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List |
Date: | Fri, 19 Jan 2001 11:58:07 EST |
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I thought everyone would enjoy this..Karen :)
School Answering Service
>Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your child's
>school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member,
>please listen to all options before making a selection:
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> To lie about why your child is absent, Press 1.
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>To make excuses for why your child did not do his/her work, Press 2.
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>To complain about what we do, Press 3.
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>To cuss out staff members, Press 4.
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>To ask why you did not get needed information that was already enclosed
>in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you, Press 5.
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>If you want us to raise your child, Press 6.
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>If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone, Press 7.
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>To request another teacher for the third time this year, Press 8.
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>To complain about bus transportation, Press 9.
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>To complain about school lunches, Press 0.
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>If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
>accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, classwork, homework,
>and that it is not the teacher's fault for your child's lack of effort,
>please hang up and have a nice day.
>
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