In a message dated 6/12/2000 5:14:37 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
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<< Listed in "The 2000 Outstanding Writers of the 20th Century" ($165.00 -
 includes 'silver-toned' medallion, 'maximum 40 characters')

 Elected as "Deputy Director General" of the Int'l Biographical Centre
 ($1265.00 - includes the right to use 'DDG' after your name, and a letter to
 your Mayor suggesting an official presentation ceremony)

 Nominated for "1000 World Leaders of Influence" ($345.00 - includes giant
 shiny plaque with your picture on it)

 Elected to "Universal Award of Accomplishment" ($865.00 -includes gold-plated
 statuette in 'futuristic blend of today and tomorrow' on 'solid walnut'
base) >>

Your wife will be sooooooo proud when you get all these awards put up on the
wall.  Not to mention VB and the Killer Collector.

Ralph