Only in America...can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap parking
places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America...do people order double cheese
burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open
and then chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave
useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines
to screen calls and then have call waiting so we
won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in packages of eight...
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