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Time ticklers. Anyone for a second hand?
I;-S>M
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Sent: Friday, February 18, 2000 5:00 PM
Subject: Then and Now
THEN...&...NOW
Then: Long hair
Now : Longing for hair
Then: The perfect high
Now : The perfect high yield mutual fund
Then: A keg
Now : An EKG
Then: Acid Rock
Now : Acid reflux
Then: Moving to California because it's cool
Now : Moving to California because it's warm
Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
Now : Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children
Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Now : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Then: Seeds and stems
Now : Roughage
Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel
Now : Our president's struggle with fidelity
Then: Paar
Now : AARP
Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine
Now : Being caught with Hustler magazine
Then: Killer weed
Now : Weed killer
Then: Hoping for a BMW
Now : Hoping for a BM
Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now : Getting a new hip joint
Then: Peace sign
Now : Mercedes logo
Then: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
Now : Children begging you to get their heads shaved
Then: Take acid
Now : Take antacid
Then: Passing the driver's test
Now : Passing the vision test
-AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST-
Then: "Whatever"
Now : "Depends"
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