How about a mud-wrestling match between Gore and Quayle?
DDeBar
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> From: Alister Air <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: [CHOMSKY] More Humor
> Date: Wednesday, March 15, 2000 9:55 PM
>
> You'd be aware, I presume, that these are all in fact Dan Quayle quotes,
> re-typed (persumably by some right winger) to make Al Gore look
> stupid(er?).
>
> Fancy posting a quote and not checking its source.  Tresy, where's the
> moral outrage?
>
> Alister
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Issodhos @aol.com" <[log in to unmask]>
> Date: Wednesday, March 15, 2000 1:44 pm
> Subject: [CHOMSKY] More Humor
>
> > >             The Gorey Details?
> > >
> > >  "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Al Gore
> > >
> > >  "Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a
> > mother and
> > >  child." -- Vice President Al Gore
> > >
> > >  "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow
> > astronauts." >  --Vice President Al Gore
> > >
> > >  "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the
> > same >  distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have
> > seen pictures
> > >  where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is
> > water, that
> > >  means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." --
> > Vice >  President Al Gore, 8/11/94
> > >
> > >  "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I
> > mean in
> > >  this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I
> > didn't live
> > >  in this century." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95
> > >
> > >  "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
> > >  democracy - but that could change." --Vice President Al Gore,
> > 5/22/98 >
> > >  "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice
> > president, &
> > >  that one word is 'to be prepared'." --Vice President Al Gore,
> > 12/6/93 >
> > >  "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." --Vice
> > President Al
> > >  Gore, 11/30/96
> > >
> > >  "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good
> > judgments in
> > >  the future." --Vice President Al Gore
> > >
> > >  "The future will be better tomorrow." --Vice President Al Gore
> > "We're >  going to have the best-educated American people in the
> > world." --Vice
> > >  President Al Gore, 9/21/97
> > >
> > >  "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive
> > positions and
> > >  have a tremendous impact on history." --Vice President Al Gore
> > >
> > >  "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." --Vice
> > President Al
> > >  Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
> > >
> > >  "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We
> > have a firm
> > >  commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." --Vice
> > President Al Gore
> > >
> > >  "Public speaking is very easy." --Vice President Al Gore to
> > reporters, > 10/95
> > >
> > >  "I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat." --Vice
> > President Al Gore
> > >
> > >  "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
> > > polls."
> > > --Vice President Al Gore
> > >
> > >  "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in
> > L.A., my
> > >  answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots?
> > The >  rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The
> > killers are
> > >  to blame. --Al Gore
> > >
> > >  "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not
> > having > it."
> > > --Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/96
> > >
> > >  "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not
> > occur." --Vice
> > >  President Al Gore, 9/22/97
> > >
> > >  "For NASA, space is still a high priority." --Vice President Al
> > Gore, > 9/5/93
> > >
> > >  "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
> > > children."
> > > --Vice President Al Gore, 9/18/95
> > >
> > >  "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes
> > that Al Gore
> > >
> > > may or may not make." --Vice President Al Gore
> > >
> > >  "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten
> > you on the
> > >
> > > mistakes we may or may not have made." --Vice President Al Gore
> > >
> > >  "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
> > impurities > in
> > > our air and water that are doing it." --Vice President Al Gore
> > >
> > >  "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." --Vice
> > > President
> > > Al Gore
> > >
> > >  AND, OF COURSE, (TO ALL USERS OF THE INTERNET), THE ALL TIME
> > FAVORITE > QUOTATION OF MR. AL GORE: "As many of you know, I was
> > very instrumental in
> > >
> > > the founding of the Internet" --AL Gore to Katie Couric 3/99
> >