For all you BP types who envy Arkie Cuz for his natural facility with the
language, you too can sound like a red neck, or for that matter, a jive
talker, Elmer Fudd, or several other great varietals of the lingo.

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ <http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/>

A redneck example:

"Fo' all yo' BP types who invy Arkie Cuz fo' his natural facility wif th'
language, yo' too kin soun' like a red neck, o' fo' thet matter, a jive
talker, Elmer Fudd, o' sevahal other great varietals of th' lin'o.

A jive 'esample, dig dis:

Fo' all ya' BP types who envy Arkie Cuz fo' his natural facility wid de
language, ya' too kin sound likes some red neck, o' fo' dat matter, some
JIBE raper, Elma' Fudd, o' several oda' great varietals uh de lin'o. 'S
coo', bro.

Cockney:

For all yer BP types 'oo envy Arkie Cuz for 'is natural facility wiv the 'am
sandwich, yer too can sound like a red neck, or for that matter, a jive
rabbit and porker, Elmer Fudd, or several uvver great varietals of the
lingo.

Signed, babeling on.