"Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> sent to me by a friend,  we need some more humor.
>
Like it, and your wish is my command:-


 Super Granny: Defender of Justice (True Story)

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped
her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at
them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to
use it! Get out of the car you scumbags!"

The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation but
gotout and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken,
proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and
get into the driver's seat.  She was so shaken that she could
not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and then
it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car
parked four or five spaces  farther down. She loaded her bags
into her car and drove to the Police station.

The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in
two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the
counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car-jacking
by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5' tall,
glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

--
Deri James
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