Did you know that Jenny Craig is paying Lewinsky $10,000.00 per pound lost.  I
would feel very satisfied and never hungry or deprived if I was making that
much, I don't care what I was eating.  Well, almost wouldn't care.  My sister
would have made $80,000 this week and me $40,000.  If only we had gotten in a
sticky predicament with the President (he is not our type though). ;-}

Kendra
NeanderTwin

Dori Zook wrote:

> Greetings, all!
>
> Oh, goody goody!  I saw for the first time today the new Jenny Craig ad
> featuring (drum roll, please) Monica Lewinsky as the diet plan's new
> spokeschick.  Turns out Jenny Craig now offers a reduced carb plan (50%
> carbohydrates).  Monica mentions it and how she never feels hungry or
> deprived.  Hmmm, does this mean we're one step closer to general acceptance
> of the paleolithic diet?  What I can't believe is that someone would pay the
> outrageous cost of a "professional" weight loss program when they could just
> buy a book!
>
> Meanwhile, several television stations in Wisconsin are refusing to run the
> ads as they do not find The Former Intern a "good role model".  Or, she
> sucks, as it were (pa dum dum).
>
> Dori Zook
> Denver, CO
>
> P.S.  Hey, Ray, I'll give you a nickel if you send her a copy of your book!
> Actually, I'd probably give you a good, hard slap; she's the last celebrity
> spokesperson you need.
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