That's no pignic!

While scraping around the bottom of donut franchises, I have to do a mental
swap of Krispy Kreme for the Canadian equivalent, Tim Hortons'. This is a
vastly successful d-nut franchise that has covered our fine country from
coast to coast to coast with bland confections that exit the taste buds long
before they clear the waistline. The spiritual leader of the franchise is a
deceased hockey player of the same name. One of the famous things about Tim
Hortons' is "Timbits", deep fried little balls made of the same ingredients
as their larger, holier siblings. Anyway, rumour has it that they were
invented after Tim Horton himself was splattered all over an elevated
expressway in Toronto.

                It's true, however, by lightly rubbing Krispy Kreme original
glazed donuts,
                preferably fresh, onto the outer edges of the sash stiles,
you will encourage
                ant infestation and  they will edge out the termites and
less voracious
                critters, and you'll be in hog heaven.

                Village Idiot